THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE
- Follow them around the house everywhere.
- Moo when they say your name.
- Run into walls.
- Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
- Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
- Pluck someone's hair out and yell, DNA.
- Wear a sticker that says, I’m a retard.
- Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
- In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!"
- Do what they actually tell you.
- Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
- Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
- At everything they say yell, Liar.
- Try to swim in the floor.
- Tap on their door all night.
